Today at raymond house is dam freaking funny luhh...at 1st wen i jus reached the lift,i met ryan..so yeah thr was a gal i think sec4 de..she kept staring at ryan wif those weird weird eyes as if she wanted to rape him like dat....at dat time i was thinking.wth? do they even noe each other?...so according to ryan,she sort of recgonise him from raymond's tuition...lol,so yeah,wen i reached raymond house,he is playing guitar hero wif his ex-student i guess..wah raymond totally tio own flat flat....den we and jonathan as usual chiong the naruto mission..and tried unlocking all the characters,now we unlocked 90% of it le..haha,from today onwards i can slowly train up all those new characters le..weeee...the most funny part is during lesson...during lesson,nat was toking about his indian toking essence,so yeah,somehow all of us jus joined in the fun...he copied the way his fren spoke and it was 90% alike..so i said this DAM loudly,ehh nat,u seriously hav the potential to become a Nig_ _ _....haha the word is rather taboo...wah piang i forgot dat thr are 2 indian or malay gals on my right hand side..i was like wtf!!! i forget they were here...den and the rest were laughing like mad at me..so yeah,i jus diam diam..didnt dare to say anything else...lol...AND..we found out jacky's chinese name was Mai Jia Ling...wtf sia...totally a zha bo name..sia..so yeah we were making fun of his name like Mai dang lao...sell house bell and many others...den after tuition,we went to macdonald to try out something dam funny...after getting each of ourselves an ice-cream,nat wen to the counter and went,do u hav Mac-Jacky? wtf,edwin and i were laughing like mad..den we saw chanel and her parents thr..den i told edwin,pretend u dunnoe chanel or her parents will scold her...den dat edwin wen up to chanel and said,chanel alger say pretend dunnoe u...zzz...almost hai wo sia...lucky chanel nvr hear it sia...den after the ice-cream and some crap toking...we walked to the bus stop as we tok abt wad bus to take..so yeah,while we were still w8ting at the traffic light,bus 80 came..den gabriel and edwin ran to the opposite side without thinking...zzz they really is siao de...haha...haiz recently feeling dam tired..most probably is due to C.A..sian lar..i only scare my E maths and physics,the rest shuld be okay i guess...anyW tmr hav training...go play dota le...wee byebye...
Friday, February 27, 2009
Funny Tuition Day
Today at raymond house is dam freaking funny luhh...at 1st wen i jus reached the lift,i met ryan..so yeah thr was a gal i think sec4 de..she kept staring at ryan wif those weird weird eyes as if she wanted to rape him like dat....at dat time i was thinking.wth? do they even noe each other?...so according to ryan,she sort of recgonise him from raymond's tuition...lol,so yeah,wen i reached raymond house,he is playing guitar hero wif his ex-student i guess..wah raymond totally tio own flat flat....den we and jonathan as usual chiong the naruto mission..and tried unlocking all the characters,now we unlocked 90% of it le..haha,from today onwards i can slowly train up all those new characters le..weeee...the most funny part is during lesson...during lesson,nat was toking about his indian toking essence,so yeah,somehow all of us jus joined in the fun...he copied the way his fren spoke and it was 90% alike..so i said this DAM loudly,ehh nat,u seriously hav the potential to become a Nig_ _ _....haha the word is rather taboo...wah piang i forgot dat thr are 2 indian or malay gals on my right hand side..i was like wtf!!! i forget they were here...den and the rest were laughing like mad at me..so yeah,i jus diam diam..didnt dare to say anything else...lol...AND..we found out jacky's chinese name was Mai Jia Ling...wtf sia...totally a zha bo name..sia..so yeah we were making fun of his name like Mai dang lao...sell house bell and many others...den after tuition,we went to macdonald to try out something dam funny...after getting each of ourselves an ice-cream,nat wen to the counter and went,do u hav Mac-Jacky? wtf,edwin and i were laughing like mad..den we saw chanel and her parents thr..den i told edwin,pretend u dunnoe chanel or her parents will scold her...den dat edwin wen up to chanel and said,chanel alger say pretend dunnoe u...zzz...almost hai wo sia...lucky chanel nvr hear it sia...den after the ice-cream and some crap toking...we walked to the bus stop as we tok abt wad bus to take..so yeah,while we were still w8ting at the traffic light,bus 80 came..den gabriel and edwin ran to the opposite side without thinking...zzz they really is siao de...haha...haiz recently feeling dam tired..most probably is due to C.A..sian lar..i only scare my E maths and physics,the rest shuld be okay i guess...anyW tmr hav training...go play dota le...wee byebye...
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
C.A......
Haiz...stupid C.A...today is english paper and SS paper...hmm all relatively easy but somehow i jus feel very weird..dunnoe y..haiz very scare leh...diao...we oso sibei suay..get mr chew lye heng...diao..all those hu tok he scold,nvr tok oso scold..diao lar..he suck to the core..his face look dam scary,like got alot of dead skin on the side..feel like going up and scratch them off...YUCKS!!!...sian lar sian lar..tmr is my chem and E Maths...chemistry 100% fail..haiz..dunnoe wad to do...but at least after each paper can go home..still not so bad...and due to dat,we cancel the art lesson..BEST..sian now only 2 out of 8 paer done...hav 3 more days to go...
Monday, February 23, 2009
Tired-ness
Yawn..im really stressed out now...okay,jus to tok abt my sunday..so yeah,morning woke up den rush to cai lao shi house..bloody hell..the stupid bus take so long to come and it started raining..zzz,not really a good start for the day eh? so yeah,wen i reached cai lao shi house,the rest of them were alrdy thr..but hu cares...LOL...den we were crapping thru out the whole lesson,awhile LAO SHI...den we kip shouting and yelling..lol, the most funny part is when i scam a boy!!! he asked me for the answers for 2 mutiple choice for compre..i randomly gave him 2 answer when i got them correct and he actually believed me..HAHA, den wen he let tc mark,all rong..i was laughing till my stomach ache...haha...den he went WALAO EH SCAM ME!! den i jus kept quiet..haha...and today when to raymond house earlier slightly earlier to study for SS...on the bus i oso study leh...so hardworking hor? lol jkjk...so yeah,after studying played top spin wif edwin and as usual i owned him..haha...den after dat wen jonathan came we started on the naruto mission mode again...yeah yeah,den we took turns to do a quest or something luh...during lesson hmm..learnt some partial fraction or wadeva shit..sibei chim sia..exactly like some chimology...zzz,i was totally blank when raymond gave us the different forms..until i tried out some questions,den i started to get abit of a clue but nonetheless,still very blurr...aiya wadeva lar..i jus wan to do well for my CA especially my A Math...im having such a gd tutor sia..i dun wanna do badly for the C.A...dam stressful sia..and recently for some reason,i stopped sms-ing which i do everyday..lolz.maybe got tired of it? but dun worry the "sms virus" will be back,for now jus overtaken by the "stress virus" haiz...SIAN ARHHHH..stupid school lar...all my teachers teach until like shit..den dun even noe how to control the class some more still kip gving us test,zzz teach until like shit liao den messed up wadeva raymond taught me..wadeva the sch taught is like the contrary of wad raymond taught lar(other den matrix)...kns...i dunnoe wad to do..hav to start mugging and burn midnight oil liao..zzz i'll post up to here for today..hav to go study liao!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!..Byes
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Retarded Day
LOL...today morning woke at 7.20am 1st thing spam call gabriel..haha..den after calling like mad,walked to macpherson cc which is freaking far...den we started playing bball..lol i owned man..i defeated a guy 1 head taller den me easily..HOHOHO..den after bball,wen home bathe rest eat...w8 for liying come fetch me to tampines safra..so wen i reached thr,jus walk around and tok tok tok..until the bowling starts...wah piang..i bowled like sai..pure shity..i kind of agree wad edwin commented abt my bowling le..haiz haiz haiz..sian sian sian...but after i finish my 4 games series..alvin dam funny,he go kp ms chin..kip kp-ing her..LOL den me and dominic laugh like siao..haha..and gratz to Elyn for hav 5 beggar..lol...yawn..so after Novice,liying fetch me home..den started dota all the way from 7pm++ till now..haha..so yeah,rather tired and fun day..yawn yawn..
Friday, February 20, 2009
Mixed Day....
today morning in school during morning assembly is dam freaking funny...it is scout day,so wen they say senang diri, jethro and heng yi went STOMP..wah..u can like feel de vibration..so gabriel ask usual doing the rhythm work for the school song..he went chi chi after each line of the song..haha..den jonathan and weijie fought wif 1 another for some reason,jonathan was whacking wei jie's head,den the nxt thing i knew was jonathan got his face smashed onto the floor..so mr quayle asked me to folo jonathan to the G.O..haiz...so yeah,wen to raymond house wif edwin,i owned edwin in top spin den gabriel came and he owned me.zzz..TIME FOR LESSON!!! raymond scolded randel and silei..zzz wth sia..like dat oso scold..but hu cares,nvr scold me can le..heehee..den when i took bus wif gabriel,its DAM funny..6 black ppl came up and they seriously STINK..my reaction was like ~.~...going to faint den gabriel and i communicated in chinese and insulted them 1 by 1..gabriel said this: OI chou hei ren,ni hen chou leh,kuai dian xia che lar...LOL,so finally wen they alighted,we were laughing like mad,DEN,another more smelly black couple came in..omg sia,really can faint..den gabriel shouted WAKAO,another ORH GUI(black tortoise)..i was laughing uncontrollably sia...sibei ho chio..and YES..tmr morning at 8am playing bball at macpherson CC wif gabriel and frens..
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Screwed And Tired Day
Walao...today in school sucks sia...the stupid art teacher!!! Me and jiahao went to find her coz she wanted to tell us something,den wen we go,she wan us to find wenxi and jonathan,we told her we dunnoe whr they are..den she said this In hell i dun even noe whr to find them,ur their frens,u shuld noe..wtf lar knn...frens doesnt mean we must noe everything luh.. and today heng yi got himself into trouble wif mr goy..zzz..go and play wif pen ink..diao...so yeah,basically took bus home after the shity school day...haiz,den went home to block 64 to play bball..diao...played wif some noobs,dunnoe how to play de..zzzz,pass ball oso got problem..so in the end i got pissed off and jus anyhow throw the ball wen i got it..ahaha...wah den suddenly all the noobs become pro...pass like some pro,shooting always score..wth sia!! i play seriously they play like shit,i anyhow play den they play properly..zzz..Ohhh and 1 more thing heres Elyn's puffball...
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Striker
LOL...today during training, i strike like mad sia..woohooo..played 7-up and i k.oed jerome FLAT FLAT..HAHAHA..and jerome arh,i dunnoe y sia...got so frustrated over dat stupid little puffball..its like such a small stuff..and today the E maths test i like so easy..weijie even has more then enuf time to copy down all the questions..WTH sia...
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
True Team
weee..today during training quite okay..i manage to solve my major problem..haha,now jus nid to work on the mental and physical game..lol...1st i wan to congratz those hu made in the team...javier,clifton,anthony,magnus,cavin,isaac,chong yu,jonathan hong,alson,dylan and 1 more guy..i forgot liao,anyW gratz arh...ohh and i dun feel like congratz-ing edwin..haha..heck him..today jerome oso dam funny...training ends at 6pm he 5.28pm den come..wah piang..so late mite as well dun come..and in sch the chinese oral no kick..the reading passage quite easy...edwin told me he 100% fail..LOL...
Monday, February 16, 2009
Raymond Hurry up and get well..
Walao...kns...i met amelia and nat at the macdonald to rush out raymond's work..bloody hell..do like siao..some can do some cannot do..and i spent the whole bloody lesson doing the dam corrections...zzz..is like whole class cant do except randel...ask him help den he tok here tok thr..until lesson gonna end liao den he found his conscience and helped me...WAH PIANG..and raymond abit sick today..maybe dat explains y he in a bad mood...anyW get well soon...LOL..
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Bored Day
Sian...today in school boring sia...english den physics den A maths...LOL...the matrixes Mr Teng tot are all taught by raymond,so of coz is rather easy for me..haha..and btw,i alrdy hu is dat person hu kip kpkb-ing in my blog...but i wnt say hu..GV HIM FACE...zzz...during hall assembly,we watched army daze..woo funny seh..althou i watched it many times le still dam funny...LOL..this is my favourite line..WAH SIBEI TAMCHIA..the whole cohord was like laughing wen they hear dat...and mr koh told us this today..thr will be a SURPRISE hair check tmr...he said surprised and yet he told us..GENIUS..haha no offence..but hes a nice guy..jus dun make him angry..kae kae bye gtg raymond house
Tuition Day And Basketball
LOL..today at Cai lao shi house dam funny..everyone like on a riot like that all dun wan do zuo wen..den they weird weird guy kip drawing and drawing like art class like that..HAHA...we in front all kip doing work..hear until do zuo wen den all sian diao liao...den all kip talking and talking..jus dun wan write..haha..den after tuition,wen to block 64 for basketball...dam tirring..played alot of matches...SIAN..lost to chen yi 7-6..but not surprised,he is dam tall and pro...i haven won him since i knew him..haha..today 7-6 not bad liao hor...and those from 2H dun dsiao leh...i nvr disturb u liao so jus leave me alone...yeah,den go home and played dota with supposedly a "pro" and gary..yeah hes quite pro,gary so-so...den bernard joined in...wtf sia i lvl 8 liao free farming he still asking us whr to buy this item whr to buy dat..LOL..sibei funny..
Friday, February 13, 2009
Novice Day 1
Sian lar...the stupid lane there...so damn bloody oily and THICK somemore...i had to play 15-15 sia...but okay lar,my strike rate quite high^^...Chong Yu like take steroids like that,during training bowl so badly,then novice PAWNED all our asses...wtf sia...cavin and jerome did quite okay..hah gratz to them..so we were laned with 2 girls from TKGS..both not bad wor...don't see them girl,they can strike like no one business sehh.. When i left the lift getting ready to go home,i saw Marcus from NSRCC..Abigail's friend as well..,wonder how is she doing right now? Maybe next saturday i go earlier to study the lane and see how Abigail bowl at the same time...Ohh YAR..and 1 more thing,during the competition,the lane 22 ball rack was filled with balls,so the bowling dropped quite a few times,there was once,3 bowlings balls dropped at the same time and 1 girl from TKGS screamed"ARHHH~~!!" The other girls from TKGS were laughing their teeth off well other people just stared and giggled abit here and there...i was also surprised to see Mr Wong there as well..but yeah,he didn't really bother about us..Anyway,i am looking forward to next saturday at Tampines Safra and i hope i would be laned with the TKGS people again..they are nice people..hahaha..so sorry arh!! no pictures..cause if i were to take pictures when people are blowing,that would be like damn weird..LOL..i try to take 1 or 2 shots next Saturday
Happy Friendship Day Amelia
Hey Amelia...Thx alot for your "medical pill" uh!! i received your "medication" le..Hehe..its nice meeting you too and i also feel great talking to you...BUT sadly,we don't really have the chance to talk like last time when we were sitting together..but still,we are still best friends...NO DOUBT.
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP VALENTINE DAY
HAPPY FRIENDSHIP VALENTINE DAY
The Virgin
LOL...yesterday at raymond house was damn funny luh...me and nat were cracking jokes at the end-ing part of the class...raymond told us he bought a limited edition bag for 5k...then he showed it to us...WTH..its like thouse Ah Ma who goes to the fish market to bargain price that kind of bag...then raymond said.NO WHAT,its super super nice luh and blah blah...somehow we manage to talk about when can we have sex or something and he said,"government only allow you to watch PG shows at the age of 21...but they allow you to have sex at the age of 18? No Sense...If i am the government,30 years old also cannot have sex...Eh guyz c'mon,i am 41years old now OKAY?..."Then Nat said the line i wanted to say.."Ohhhh,raymond 40 year old VIRGIN"....WAH PIANG EH!! The whole class was laughing like a bunch of lunatics...Then after raymond class went bowling with quan quan(cousin) at NSRCC..basket i bowled like sai luh..the bloody lane is damn patchy..then after that 2 small boy boy join us...they totally ruined the lane up for me and quan...So at the last few frames when the 2 boys just join in...we bowled like shit..HAHA..but who cares..anyW i am going for Novice(bowling competition) now...good luck to me~~!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Day in school....
Today in school is the so-called "Friendship Day". Yeah,then teacher said must buy some present for ur friends...Our teacher gave us a number slip each and it is the index number of my classmates...so i was saying damn loud.."OKAY!!Whos going to show me some 'love" and who am i going to show my "love" to.." LOL...and then mr quayle played a hang man game with us...if we can guess the word correctly,he would give that person a damn bloody big bar of chocolate...In the end, Yu En tyco-ly got it correct..i was like what the hell...u lucky shit..so yeah,of cause the chocolate went to Yu En...Then mr quayle called Yu En out and said to him,The Roses Are Red,The Violets Are Blue....And with your face,u should be in the zoo..of cause the whole class burst into laughter...we thought mr quayle was going to say something nice and mushy..zZzZzZzZz...And when i was waiting for edwin today after school,i bought 2 packet of fries and munching them slowly..although it tasted like shit....=.=...ohh..and during A Maths lesson,wohoo,Ben pissed Mr Teng off like mad...he handed in rubbish work(claimed my Mr Teng) which is really shit work..even to me..wth lar...homework is like 10 over questions..he did 3 and 1 question half done and he dare hand in wor...u see Mr Teng face,blurr for a moment..so in the end after all the talking and scolding,we were held back for about 15mins for recess..haiz,PEK CHEK...Alamak,later going to raymond house for math..the homework is damn difficult..zzz..hope later no need to present and no one get scolded...
Wah..sia lar..i spent damn bloody lot of time on this blog..zzzz..AND NOW I MUST FIGURE OUT HOW TO ACCEPT LINKS!!!!NEH NEH...Fed up liao...kns...Can some1 help me? zzz..waliew...SIAN LAR...but at least quite a few ppl tagged me..heehee...aiya heck care lar...next time in good mood den i slowly figure out..HOHOHO...got many things to learn leh..SIAN!!!
Love for teaching
Yo...basically i just created a new blog..haha..today in school played basketball during lunch break..woohoo..i deflected yong rui twice who is about a few cm taller then me..LOL..i was dam happy..but when yi han and gabriel came..i met my "match",the moment i got hold of the ball...the whole opponent team just came and kept slapping the ball and me of cause...i was like wtf..you guyz playing basketball or trying to kill me..ZzZzZzZzZ...then after ART,when down to Bishan to help yang lao shi teach a primary 6 class..i was thinking what would yang lao shi tell me when she saw me? Afterall,i have not seen her for nearly 3 months which is damn bloody long sia!!! But instead,she said this:"Ehh,you heartless boy..CnY never even come and wish me happy CnY"(translated to english) and blah blah blah..the nagging starts..LOL..but i am quite happy to hear it for some reason which even i don't know...maybe cause i am her god-son? Haha,omg sia..i really miss the environment there..ESPECIALLY all my friends...i am considering whether i should join back her class(i wish i could)...the worst thing is when i start teaching,everyone kept talking and laughing,so i talked to them in a rather harsh tone to scare them a little...then i had to crack jokes while teaching to cheer them up..if not later yang lao shi would kill me...haha..so yeah..i will update my blog everyday PROVIDED I CAN
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